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Denys’s weekly wonders: StarDate 11/23/2023

Denys Matsyk Staff Reporter Nov 23, 2023

Ah, the magnificent miscalculation of Swanson, a company owned by Conagra Brands, in 1953, where they boldly assumed the world was on the brink of a Thanksgiving turkey apocalypse, resulting in a poultry surplus of 260 tons. Because, clearly, nothing says holiday cheer like a freezer full of feathered friends.

In a stroke of sheer genius (or desperation), Swanson birthed the TV dinner, forever changing the culinary landscape. Who needs a traditional Thanksgiving feast when you can have a reheated mishmash of frozen delights served in a compartmentalized tray? Thank you, Swanson, for turning a potential turkey catastrophe into a groundbreaking dining experience.

Because, really, who wouldn’t want to trade a succulent, perfectly roasted turkey for the thrill of guessing what mystery meat lies beneath that congealed gravy? It’s not about the taste; it’s about the excitement of culinary surprise.

And let’s not forget the convenience. Forget spending hours in the kitchen; just pop that frozen tray into the oven, and voilà – a gastronomic masterpiece that rivals the finest home-cooked meals (at least according to the back of the TV dinner box).

So, here’s to Swanson, the unsung hero of Thanksgiving, bravely paving the way for a future where the question isn’t, “What’s for dinner?” but rather, “How long do I microwave it?” Thanksgiving may come once a year, but thanks to Swanson, the spirit of questionable frozen feasts lives on in every TV dinner tray. Cheers to you, Swanson, for turning a turkey blunder into a culinary wonder.

A Swanson TV dinner ad.

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