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Denys’s weekly wonders: StarDate 11/16/2023

Denys Matsyk Staff Reporter Nov 16, 2023

Oh, the Brits and their undying love for tea! Forget about tanks being instruments of war; in the world of His Majesty’s military, they’re essentially oversized kettles on tracks, ready to brew a cuppa in the heat of battle. Because when life gives you explosions and chaos, what you really need is a good Earl Grey to calm the nerves.

First, let’s delve into their deep affection for tea and then explore why there was a need to craft a military-grade teapot.

In the 17th century, while other nations were busy conquering territories, the Brits were conquering taste buds with their newfound obsession—tea. The East India Company wasn’t just about spices and trade; it was the OG influencer of tea culture. Tea, the beverage equivalent of a high-society membership card, had the British elite hooked.

By the 18th century, tea was no longer a rare delicacy; it was practically the national drink. Thanks East India Company for turning a simple leaf into a symbol of British sophistication. Tea became so ingrained in their daily routine that I wouldn’t be surprised if they started using it instead of water for their morning showers.

So now that we know why they love tea, let’s talk about why they have it in tanks. During World War II, the tank crews kept getting out of the tanks to make tea, and they kept dying. So for the next generation of tanks after World War II, they now have the capability to make tea in the cabin. 

Imagine this: a war zone, bullets whizzing by, and there’s a British tank crew calmly steeping their tea leaves as if they’re having a picnic in the park. Move over Sun Tzu, the new art of war involves strategic tea breaks.

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